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The ukulele is a very interesting and beautiful instrument. It comes in a variety of shapes and sizes. The typical ukulele most people think of is the four string, tenor ukulele. It is tuned GCEA.Every note to play in the chord is notated with two numbers. The first number tells you which fret to press down and the next number indicates the string.